( This might get long.. Also, it could be contrived as gory. Read at your own discretion. )

[Seeing as how Sable was going to return home not only for the holidays (and to celebrate her 27th birthday my god Sable you're getting old), but also to help Mabel out with the holiday rush at their tailor shop, she sends out her gifts earlier than usual, just before she leaves.]

( Everybody gets a present! )

[Byrne was signed up against his will for the secret Santa thing. The victim person he was supposed to give a gift to was Ai. She was a purple-haired girl who hung out in the greenhouse. She likes plants, clearly. So to Ai, he leaves on her doorstep:

One (1) wilting dandelion plucked from somewhere in FDC. A shoddy note is written with it saying ( Read more... )

[Oh hello there's a girl on the screen. She looks pretty cheerful despite all of the SUPER IMPORTANT STUFF that's been going down. Good job, Celebi. There is a heavy dose of vegetation behind her. Is that her wall? Is that her room? What.]

I guueesssss I should say hello properly this time, cause somebody already guessed right! ... Kind of ( Read more... )

[So apparently when Byrne got the job here, he had to write down his birthday on the application, even though he doesn't really care about that kind of thing, since he's like 200-something. He made up the year though because he doesn't remember. But this made him remember that oh hey, today's his effing birthday.]I'm not sure why everyone is so ( Read more... )

[It's been nearly two months since Nabooru has actually publicly spoken. And she hasn't been available much on the network either ( Read more... )

[Gee, where was Mac? Probably no one had seen him since yesterday, right? It was sometime in the morning. Maybe you clicked on the news, sat with your coffee. Everything was kind of normal. Right? Well there was a Special Report on that News Station.]

We're here to bring you new information on the recent murders that recently hit this town of ( Read more... )

[The video opens with a familiar form sitting in his office. It looks...less x-rated than before. A lot more regal, with expensive-looking Gerudo prints in the back and a nice mahogany desk (mmm...mahogany). Ganondorf doesn't even have a tie and suit, he's dressed in the Gerudo outfit and you can wonder all you want about how the hell does a guy ( Read more... )

[There's really no point to Caim using video when his expression is always the same. And when he can't talk. But he will if the situation calls for it ( Read more... )

[Byrne came back from the masquerade, which in itself was an annoying affair. But he found his room in shambles, covered in silly-string, eggs, WHATEVER ( Read more... )